Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.
Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!Homer: Woo-hoo!
Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Homer: I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
Homer: [Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay] Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You are gay.'
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